Politics

The President’s Spokesliar

July 11, 2005
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Presidential spokesman Scott McClellan, chief liar of the administration of liars, found himself on the hotseat today at the daily press briefing: QUESTION: Do you stand by your statement from the fall of 2003, when you were asked specifically about Karl and Elliot Abrams and Scooter Libby, and you said, “I’ve gone to each...

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A fool and his deficit are soon parted

January 27, 2004
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OK, it’s a given that George W. Bush is no rocket scientist (or even a Rhodes Scholar) but you would think he might have managed to grasp a little basic math during school. Hell, even a Yale MBA is expected to know how to add and subtract. But Bush continues to push his increased...

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Next time, keep your opinions to yourself

January 26, 2004
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Myron Demchak Jr., 40, of Hanover Township, Pennsylvania, didn’t care much for President George W. Bush’s State of the Union address, so he called the county’s 911 center, told the operator he was a terrorist and said he was going “to kill the son of a bitch.” This, of course, didn’t sit too well...

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