Just for the Hell of It

The farting terrorist

December 6, 2006
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A woman on an American Airlights flight en route to Dallas farted. So she did what some people do with they fart. She lit a match to cover the…er…fragrence of flatulence. Other passengers smelled the burning sulphur of the match and thought someone was trying to light a bomb. So the plane made an...

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Brokeback mountain leads Oscars

January 31, 2006
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Well this ought to give the homophobes in the White House and Congress heartburn this morning. Brokebrack Mountain, director Ang Lee’s story about two gay cowboys, leads the Oscar nominations. This will, no doubt, result in the American Family Association and other gay-bashing conservative organizations calling for a boycott of the Oscar telecast.

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You’re Fired…And You Won!

September 7, 2005
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Jim Garrison, a Colorado computer engineer, won a free cruise, but he had to get fired to win the prize. Garrison, fired from his job for eating two pieces of pizza left over from a company meeting, won a contest sponsored by Simplyfired.com, which solicited the “most outrageous” stories about how people lost their...

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