Bush? Yes. Jenna? Nah.

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jennabush2.jpgAccording to the web site The News Vault, these are photos of First Daughter Jenna Bush changing into a bikini at the beach. As you can see, the clear indication is that the young lady in question is not a natural blonde.

And we also don't think it is a natural Jenna. Several clues. The President's wild child daughter's hair is longer. Her boobs are bigger than the young lady shown here. And those who have seen the exposed thong butt-dancing photo that is the real Jenna Bush say her butt is much, much bigger.

Still the photo is entertaining enough itself and it is truth in advertising because there is a bush in the photo. It just ain't Jenna Bush's bush and that's what it was supposed to be.

jennabush1.jpgAnd, do we think the President's daughter has a navel ring? If so, would daddy be horrified. How about nipple rings? If so, we'd hope that's something daddy doesn't know about first hand but, then again, the Bush household may be a lot kinkier than we realize.

But, knowing the GOP like we do, we know that if daddy Bush got caught messaing with daughter Bush, the Republicans would just find a way to label the whole thing a ruse by the Democrats. Then again, maybe Bill Clinton will get caught in the sack with Jenna. Now that would be bipartisanship.

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