Our usually reliable contacts in the netherworld where Republicans think dirty thoughts and engage in shameful things like sex say the White House works overtime to keep the frolics and antics of the Bush twins under wraps.
Last year, the New York Post reported that Jenna (right), considered the wildest of the duo, flashed her hooters at a Manhattan club while getting down and dirty on the dance floor, but our sources say both Bush babes have shown more than their fair share of skin while out of the town.
Videos of both girls in various stages of undress have been shopped around by more than one videographer but they all want big bucks to get a glimpse of First Daughter charms and no one has, to date, been willing to pay the price even though Hustler sleaze artist Larry Flynt offers a million bucks for any videos but got no takers.
Have the twins settled down? No, say our sources. They still get drunk a lot, get nasty on the dance floor and like to feel up available men and engage in public acts that the Bush administration tries hard to keep off TV and the movie screens.
In 2004, David Letterman had this to say about the twins during the GOP convention in New York:
"You probably know it's been crazy here in New York City with the convention. We have had naked people in the streets. We have had all-night parties, arrests. And that's just the Bush twins."
Or Craig Kilborn:
"Hustler magazine is offering $1 million to anyone who produces a video of the president's daughter nude and drunk at a frat party. Finally, someone in the Bush family is doing something to boost the economy."
Personally, I wouldn't pay a buck-ninety-five to see photos of either of them -- clothed or naked. I would, however, pay good money to see their daddy in a prison uniform.
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