Charles Brady, acting chief of the Transportation Security Administration at Washington's Dulles International Airpot, was supposed to be on duty during the hightened Orange security alert on New Year's eve.
But he was drunk instead.
Brady should have been on duty at 1 a.m. New Year's Day but was spotted driving erratically on Virginia Route 28 near Dulles so a Metropolitan Airports cop pulled him over.
The cops booked Brady for DWI. He claimed it was 2:30 a.m., not 1 a.m. and he was off duty. Dumb SOB was so drunk he didn't even know what time it was.

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